ask-jade-n-roxy:

ask—druken—roxy—lalonde:

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

haha omg 

jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)

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trust:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure

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It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

courtneylovedcobain:

do you ever mishear lyrics and when you learn what they’re really saying you’re like wow my version is 900% better

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supsean:

tHE TABLES HAVE TURNED

pajamaben:

Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life

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