noyoumexicant:

sexual orientation: 

image 

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-story-of-my-life-:

mamayuuma:

mamayuuma:

why were dinosaurs so big

because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures

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agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

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bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

greathaircut:

COWARD GAMESTOP EMPLOYEES REFUSE TO GIVE ME CHEAT CODES TO SEE YOSHI NAKED. “HE’S ALREADY NAKED” THEY WHIMPER AS I DESTROY THEIR FILTHY STORE WITH HAMMERS

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codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

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I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message (via lezbianzdoitbetter)

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donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

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