ejaculot:

when you think you have a substitute but your normal teacher turns up

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(via d0nn0)

yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

gendercake:

Was………….73.59

precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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(via fuckyeahloldemort)